To: Britain FM: Iraq Sub: Meeting

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To: Prime Minister Andrews
From: King Baqir Zamir Amed III
Sub: Meeting

Dear Prime Minister Andrews,
I will cut straight to business today as I am pressed for time. The people of Iraq are content, but this cannot last forever. I would like to have a meeting to discuss the future of Iraq and Britain. I can travel to Britain, or you can come to Baghdad. I would prefer the latter, as your presence in Iraq may give some comfort and reassurance to the people.

Your loyal friend,

الملك أحمد باقر زامير الثالث

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To: King Baqir Zamir Amed III
From: Prime Minister Sir Thomas Andrews
Subject: Meeting

My dear King,

I will visit Iraq as soon as I am free to do so. I am curious as to hear what you have proposed.

Warmest respects,

Sir Thomas Andrews VCKGGBEOBE
Prime Minister of the British Commonwealth

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To: Prime Minister Andrews
From: King Baqir Zamir Amed III
Subject: Meeting


Dearest friend,
My wife and I are very excited for your visit. We would much enjoy the company of your wife and children as well, Baghdad is a beautiful city and I think they would enjoy a mix of culture.

When will you be free to visit? I would like to plan ahead, and prepare a car for your arrival. Baghdad is a great city, but some are still supporters of the enemy regime. Your car shall be bulletproof.

On a lighter note, maybe I can show you how us Iraqis ride a horse? Maybe even get you up on a camel? Think of this meeting as more of a strengthener of relations between our countries and less of a business meeting.

Hope to see you soon,

الملك أحمد باقر زامير الثالث

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To: King Baqir Zamir Amed III
From: Prime Minister Sir Thomas Andrews
Sub: Meeting

My friend,

I regret to inform you that my time in service of my country has regrettably left me lacking a family, but a camel ride does sound intriguing. Perhaps I can demonstrate some of my horsemanship; I am after all, a competent horseman.

Regardless, as soon as I've finished my meetings here, I shall schedule a trip to visit.

With warmest regards,

Sir Thomas Andrews VCKGGBEOBE
Prime Minister of the British Commonwealth

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To: Prime Minister Andrews
From: King Baqir Zamir Amed III
Subject: Meeting

My dear friend,
I apologize for my ignorance. Please forgive me. Perhaps I can make it up to you with a bit of competitive horseback riding?

I do look forward to our meeting. I have some important things I would like to discuss with you, and I am hoping we might be able to push the meeting up a bit. It is up to you. I can send my private plane for you if required.

Hoping to see you soon,

الملك أحمد باقر زامير الثالث

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To: Prime Minister Andrews
From: King Baqir Zamir Amed III
Sub: Meeting

Prime Minister Andrews,

I have yet to hear anymore about this meeting. We are very much looking forward to it here in Iraq, yet from you we have seen no attempt to make the trip. With the promise of your visit falling through, the people grow restless. I believe we have a right to know why you ignore us.

Signed,

الملك أحمد باقر زامير الثالث

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